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New Mercedes
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice
evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he
decided to open her up.
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light
behind him.
"There ain't no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened
her up further. The needle hit 90, 100 110 and finally 120 mph with the lights
still behind him.
"What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his
license without a word and examined it and the car.
"I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't feel like more
paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard
before you can go!"
"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were
trying to give her back!"
"Have a nice night," said the officer.